I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
you know that Gypsy with the gold capped tooth
she's got a pad down on 34th and Vine
and sellin' little bottles of
love potion No.9
I told her that I was a flop with chicks
I've been this way since 1956
she looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
she said what you need is
love potion No.9
she bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
she said I'm gonna' make it up right here in the sink
It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian ink
I held my nose I closed my eyes
I took a drink
I didn't know if does day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
but when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine
you broke my little bottle of
love potion No.9 ahaaaaaaa~~~~~~
I held my nose I closed my eyes
I took a drink
I didn't know if does day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
but when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine
you broke my little bottle of
love potion No.9
she bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
she said I'm gonna' make it up right here in the sink
It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian ink
I held my nose I closed my eyes
I took a drink
I didn't know if does day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
I had so much fun that I'm going back again
and wonder what happens to
love potion No.10
love potion No.9 (x3)