I`m comin` to ruin your day
I`m a bad ol` ugly meter maid
Just go and ask my man Jerome
He says I`m mean workin` but I`m meaner at home
Here comes a man without no change
Well I`ll wait right here `till he`s out of range
Before he comes back to pay
Well I`ll give him a ticket an` I`ll tow him away
Gimme your money. let`s cut a deal
Or I`ll stick my boot on your left front wheel
you know Caught my man runnin` round like a mutt
You know he needs a boot on his you know what
I know your name
Got your number
You treat me nice
Or pay the price
My man`s workin hard all day
Put your money in the meter if you wanna` stay
Put food on the table and bring home the bread
If you wanna park it in my bed
If you wanna ruin your life
Take a bad ol` meter maid for your wife
Just go and ask my man Jerome
He says I`m mean workin` but I`m meaner at home